Read this post at your own risk and there are some risks. A song stuck in your head and a gross picture are just around the corner. And me whining, a little. Don't say that you weren't warned because you were warned.
On Sunday, my sisters broke into a song for me. Since we are a non-singing family, no exceptions, this was strange. That said, it was a very fitting song for me. Kathi and Jodi sang! They couldn't resist. This song can get stuck in your head easily and you may be singing or humming it for days.
My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in a white dresses with a blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
The chorus was highlighted, just for me.
It wasn't that long ago that we celebrated Christmas and I shared my unfortunate
Christmas Eve waspbeespider bite incident on the blog. Now it seems as though holidays are prime time for me to have a mishap.
Here's the story, in my own words.
On Valentine's evening Hubby and I decided to walk to dinner at Mark and Karen's house. It was still light, and Saturday was a gorgeous February day. We met a woman out walking her dog. We greeted each other and then just as we met on the sidewalk, the dog bit me.
Yes, you read that correctly. It could only happened to me. I know you're all thinking that because I am truly the most goofy accident prone person out there.
I wasn't scared of the dog, I wasn't coming at the dog, I wasn't feeling threated. I was simply on the arm of my one true love walking to what I knew would be a lovely evening with friends. Not a care in the world, when that dog bit my thigh. Hard.
The owner insisted that her dog, Abby didn't bite. No actually, Abby does bite. The owner wanted to talk about it and I just wanted to get to dinner. Well actually, I just wanted to get to Mark and Karen's bathroom so I could pull down my jeans and see the damage. It felt as though I was bleeding but a bad bruise can feel that way. It hurt!
I did ask if the dog had her shots and the owner assured me that she does have all of the dog's shots current. I want to believe that is true because of the broken skin. But the owner was also insisting that her dog doesn't bite. So, you can understand why I'm a tad worried. After all, the dog that doesn't bite had just bitten me. Yesterday, I talked to someone who does a lot of walking in our neighborhood, she lives close to the dog and she told me that the dog has bitten a neighbor boy. Hmmm.
I did feel bad for the owner because she loves her dog and she felt so bad for me.
I am fine, however; I'll be crossing to the other side of the street when I meet dogs on my walks.
And I'll be cautious on the next holiday, Memorial Day.
Frostbite, falling off a cliff, what's next?
Any guesses?
In the meantime, sing it with me.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.