I work out with friends on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. We refer to it as boot camp, though we are not as rigorous as a real boot camp nor as rigorous as when we started 5+ years ago. Four of us meet to walk, use our free weights and occasionally run some hills.
Obviously, I am not in great shape but without "boot camp" I could be in worse shape.
And I am pleased that I have done this consistently for almost 6 years.
Sometimes I take my exercise clothes and running shoes on vacation but I quite often don't use them. Since I was only taking carry on luggage to Palm Springs, I decided to leave my runners at home.
That was my first mistake.
Chris had just gotten four work outs for the gym in the desert. Her trainer had visited and created workouts specifically for the gym. The night before when Chris mentioned going to the gym, I deferred. I didn't really have ideal clothes and I had brought some Guess sneakers but no running shoes.
In the morning though, Chris was going to go to the gym and I thought I may as well go along. I wouldn't be on the tread mill too long, I could still use the free weights, and I could always bike with sneakers.
A little workout is better than no workout, right?
That was my second mistake.

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Chris takes the golf cart to the gym as it is quite a ways from her house. Oh, fun! I don't get to ride in a golf cart to boot camp. This is great!
I had some shorts that I sometimes pull on over my swim suit so I wore those, a t-shirt and my sneakers.
Ooh my, this place is beautiful. I'm glad I decided to go to the gym.
As we walked up to the gym, I thought about just sitting court side to watch a tennis game. It was so pretty, the sun was shining, there were chairs set up, I could order coffee... no, I went right into that gym.
That was my third mistake.
There are no pictures for what happened next.
I waved Chris on, told her to enjoy her work out and not to worry about me. I know what I am doing in a gym.
That was my fourth mistake.
I got on the tread mill to warm up. Just needed to tap the screen to get it started. That thing was S L O W, I kept tapping, nothing happened. I was leery of it going too fast so I was careful. After seven minutes of sauntering I was getting a little impatient.
My impatience was my fifth mistake.
I had taken the machine in the corner of the gym for several reasons including the fact that I didn't have a sports bra along on the trip so yeah, private might be better. My shorts were daisy dukes, not athletic wear really and I had on Guess sneakers. Better to stay on the down low.
I pretty much looked like a hick. Like out of place, crazy out of place in the Rancho La Quinta Club. Give me some credit though, I do work out regularly AND I was working out while on vacation.
Anyhoo, after sauntering for seven minutes I hit some buttons.
That was my umpteenth mistake. Let's not count the mistakes anymore.
Because what happened next was horrific. That machine took off like a bat outta hell. I was running FAST and FASTER and FASTEST.
Imagine a 55 year old woman in short shorts, no sports bra, cute little sneakers sprinting in the Olympics for the finish line in a very close race. That blur, it was me.
I tried to stop it. I pulled the emergency stop rope. I tapped every freaking 'stop' button on the screen. At this point my whole beautiful vacation flashed through my mind, as though I were drowning, I saw myself tumbling through the air and landing with a thud and broken bones.
Noooo... this cannot happen to me. I was scared to try to jump off because I'm not the most graceful gal out there. But I had no choice, I prayed, I grabbed the bars and jumped off onto the sides, heart pounding, sweating in my daisy dukes and sneakers, gasping for breath.
Near disaster, a good great save, some loss of pride as I was surrounded by the fit and the beautiful, but nonetheless a SAVE. I am pretty sure that the fit and the beautiful in La Quinta are still talking about that CRazy lady running for her life sans sports bra in their gym. Who let her in?
I walked away from that treadmill to use the free weights and a bike.
That treadmill was possessed. By the devil, himself.
Chris later asked how fast I was running. "Uh Chris, like freaking running for your life fast, that's how fast I ran at the gym today!" Sheesh.
But I don't give up easily so I went back the next day. This time I warmed up on a bike and then followed Chris around using her upper body workout from her trainer. Thanks Bethany!
Safer that way.
Chris let me drive the golf cart home. We stopped on the way back to the house and picked fresh oranges for juice. The golf cart and the OJ pretty much made up for the gym.
Nothing was broken, no harm, no foul. Right?