I've only ever seen this on TV... while in casinos guys will kiss the dice and say, "c'mon, baby needs new shoes" and then throw the dice and win big money. It would have to be BIG money to buy for my baby. Max needed new boots for showing cows at the fair. Big ol' size twleve boots. They came UPS yesterday in the biggest shoe box I've ever seen.
And then I got the mail and THIS came, a stinkin' AARP membership! It's no secret I'll be the big 50 this year but for cryin' out loud, an AARP card!
Please, no more packages or letters. I can't take it.
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Egad! You're eligible for AARP at 50?! Has no one told them that 50 is the new 40? And that no one retires at age 50 these days? Looking on the bright side, does this mean you will qualify for the senior discount at IHOP?
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