Okay, so I am reading the Rite Aid Drug Store ad this morning because this Tuesday is the first Tuesday of the month. I always take a look, make a little list and go on Tuesday. First Tuesday of every month Rite Aid has 20% off everything. If you didn't know that you can thank me now. In these tough economic time everything helps.
Anywhoo, I am shopping the ad when I notice Anti Monkey Butt Powder. I'm thinking it's probably for when you run into someone who is a real monkey butt, you just open, aim and poof a big puff of Anti Monkey Butt Powder make them disappear! Yay! No more Monkey Butts in my life! I call Max, he guesses it might be for chaffing. Either way it's only $4.99 with a $4.00 rebate check. That's .99 folks, a low, low price to be rid of irritating people. Plus I'd buy it on Tuesday for the 20% off. Cheap relief people, very cheap. I am sharing their site, Anti Monkey Butt for more information. You're welcome.
Sometimes things strike me as very funny, sometimes Max, not so much. This is one of those things. We are definitely having one of those times. I'm laughing and he is irritated. Which makes me laugh more which irritates him more which...
Other good news, they just developed a special Ladies Anti Monkey Butt Powder, it's pretty pink container and the monkey is wearing a pink bow. I've got to get me some of that stuff... on Tuesday, of course.

Again, you're welcome.