My Response

Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. About the chair and love seat.

I did jump in front of Cynthia but hey, she should have gotten on it a long time ago. Leslie, I'll give you the name when Cynthia says that I may, and only then. I'm a little scared of Cynthia. She's our church secretary and everyone knows just how much power church secretaries have in their little pinkie. A lot.

Shelly, my friend came right over after I talked to him and just kept saying that he didn't think I would really want to do this job and that he could do it for me. And then the kicker...

The springs need work. I got scared. I asked him how much. He quoted me a price and I knew it would be silly for me to try this project.

I drove straight to the fabric store and ordered the goods. He told me to go with a coupon. I did. The only stipulation was that he told me I couldn't be in a hurry. I agreed. Which is just silly because everyone knows I have no patience. But I can try. The ball is in my court now, I need to strip the wood or paint it.

I think I'll paint it. I've got no patience for stripping furniture.

As for the patience, hey, Rome wasn't built in a day

As soon as I pick it up, I'll tell my friend that Cynthia is next and then Leslie.

Shelly, do you want in?